My best fren May Lin says that if you close your eyes real tight and put your head under the blanket then monsters wont come an get you at night when its dark. She says they cant see you. Theyre too stupid. She says thats how come the monsters dont come and get her anymore.
My mummy says May is a Silly Girl and that there are no such things as monsters. She says its just a Fayze im going through and that i'll grow out of it. I told her I already grew an inch since my last birfday but she just laffed and said Thats not what I mean Honey.
That's what mummy calls me. Honey. Even though my name is actchelly Lea. That's short for Leanne Elizabeth. Mummy only calls me that when shes mad though, like the time I used her lipstick to draw pretty pictchers on the wall. That's the time she said Leanne Elizabeth, don't you ever play with my makeup again, that's my good lipstick, Shannel and real espensive, and then she spanked my bottom. It hurted a lot an I cryed because all I wanted to do was dr